As part of the Fertile Ground Festival 2025, author Michael Schein presents OLCC Confidential, an original play in two acts, to be directed by Kaylen Rich. OLCC Confidential is a parody of an old-time radio mystery.
Auditions to be held at the Chapel Theatre basement studio (main building) January 22 and January 23 at 6:30pm until 9:30pm if needed. Please expect to arrive at the start time, 6:30pm; only one audition date is required, although those auditioning are welcome to attend both audition dates. Please bring a theatrical resume and current headshot photo, non professional photos are welcome.
A tentative calendar of rehearsals and important dates will be available at the auditions. There will be four full performances, the dates will be April 17, 18, and 19.
Auditions will consist of cold reading excerpts from the script. Auditions are open to all. The script calls for 12 performers. Performances will be fully staged, off-book productions.
Non-union, community theater. The crew is pleased to have the opportunity to offer a stipend for all performers.
—Casting
Gender and age range preferences listed, casting decisions strive to be inclusive and mindful.
Bumphrey Hogart (age 25-55), male
An intrepid OLCC Inspector motivated by the rulebook he sleeps with under his pillow
Narrator (age 20-80), any
Provides quintessential voiceover narration for tone
Lolata Contata (age 18-26), female
Minor entertainer (stripper under age of 21) at vegan strip club, Mollycockers, down on her luck, a sassy, street-smart femme fatale. Singing ability preferred.
Daisy Chain (age 25-55), female
OLCC Regulatory Specialist, partner to Bumphrey Hogart with a school girl crush on him. Singing ability preferred.
The Fat Man (age 30-60), male
A gangster with some street smarts and some book smarts
Suzie Creemcheez (age 25-55), female
Ambitious, hard-hearted owner and bartender of vegan strip club, Mollycockers
Rupunzel Spleen (age 20-50), female
Rose City Rollerbabe, dancer at vegan strip club, Mollycockers; some rollerskating ability is needed
Mark Snark (age 35-70), male
Corrupt Executive Director of the OLCC
Ecstasy Levy-Goldman (age 35-65), female
Dancer at Mollycocker’s vegan strip club
Additional cast Player 1 (age 18-26), female
Additional cast Player 2 (age 25-65), male
Additional cast Player 3 (age 18-40), male
QUESTIONS? Please text 360-901-0817
